Spiritual Jokes & Humor

It is a tradition in the US for people to make statements through stickers they stick on their car bumpers. Here are a few funny bumper stickers:-
"Procrastinate now"

"My Karma ran over my Dogma!!"

"Never drive faster than your angel can fly!!"
"Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear."

"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools"

"Vegetarians visualize or meditate on whirled peas"
God is missing


The harbormaster was having troubles with his two young boys, so he decided to send them to Rev. Hawkins for some help.

The next morning Billy, aged 8, was sent. Upon arriving, the Rev. sat him down and sternly asked, "Where is God ?"

Billy sat there speechless, so the Rev asked louder, "Where is God ?"

Again no answer came from Billy, so the Rev. shook his finger in Billy's
face and screamed, "WHERE IS GOD ?"

Billy screamed and bolted from the room, ran right home and dove into his closet, shutting the door behind him.

His older brother Joe watched this, slowly opened the door and asked,
"What happened to you ?"

Billy yelled, "We're in big trouble this time, dude. God is missing and
they think WE did it. "
Why Keep Quiet


A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping!"
Made by God


Grandpa and his grandson were sitting reading when she asked,

"Did God make you, Grandpa?"

"Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered.

A few minutes later, the little boy asked him, "Did God make me too?"

"Yes, He did," the older man answered.

For a few minutes, the little boy seemed to be studying his grandpa, as well as his own reflection in the mirror, while his grandfather wondered what was running through his mind. At last he spoke up.

"You know, Grandpa," he said, "God's doing a lot better job lately."